Hail to the 3 Wise Women!

Once upon a time two men named Sir Floyd and King Fong sent three lovely ladies on their way to buy a car battery. The fair and fine Maidens namely Polly, Gigi and Princess, took a long journey to an enchanted place called Wal-Mart to find what the men were looking for. The AutoCare section was not such a great place to be. The smell of rubber, oil and other not-so-great musky smells filled the air. It was such an unpleasant place to be, but we had a mission to accomplish.

In an effort to ensure that the correct battery was bought, there was a small helper that offered assistance. It was such a smart helper, because it was battery operated. It asked us questions about the car and so much more. After 5-10 minutes of responding by just a push of a button, we finally were pointed in the right direction and picked out the battery! The three ladies were filled with glee, but then there was a question about another part of a car that was needed called terminals. We looked and looked and were astonished as we did not realize there were so many of the same kind! So Princess called King Fong to find out if this other part was needed. To our relieve, it wasn't and we were all doing the happy dance at Wal-Mart!

Once we returned to the Palace the two men were valently eager to use their newly-purchased tools to repair and replace the new car battery. With success, the car started without hesitation. The two men were so happy, they did the the happy dance! Everyone at the Palace was filled with happiness and they all lived happily ever after. THE END.